Hello.

I get it.

We all hate useless messages.

A lot of people, evidently, believe that saying "Hello" falls into this category.

But you know what else falls into that category?

Messages like this: 

        "I got another message from someone saying how they loved my 'NoHello' status message"

That's great, but I don't need to hear about it.

Let's both be happy.

Thank you.

Goodbye.